“The biggest teenage taboo is being strait-laced. It’s easy to tell a researcher you went to a house party that turned into an orgy. It’s less easy to say you like eating toast and watching QI.” —Charlie Brooker (via whizzbees, wildland) (via bolls) (via ijustdontgiveafrank) (via stephenfry-) (via cockwagons) (via manafromheaven) (via pineapplepeoplespokesman) (via villierscy) (via psionic)
Who came up with kisses? The very first kiss must have really been creepy.
“What are you doing to my face?”
“Just trust me on this one”