I’m off to Iona in less than a week. If you want post[cards or something], you need to let me know. And let me have your address. Or there will be no post for you. And that will be Really Very Sad.
If you have a particular preference for what I send you (postcard/object/blade of grass/etc.), that would be helpful information also.
I have absolutely no problem with sending mail to anyone who reads this post, so don’t let that stop you. I like posting shit.
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Everybody.
Smelly cat, smelly cat
It’s not your fault.
They won’t take you to the vet.
You’re obviously not their favorite pet.
It may not be a bed of roses.
And you’re no friend to those with noses.
Uh, Ross, those are the only lines we have, sorry.