lgbtlaughs: A Conversation with my 9 year old brother about his chocolate donut that were stuck together. James: my donuts are kissing Me: which is the girl and which is the boy? James: they are both boys Me: do they like each other? James: no Me: then why are they kissing? James: they are having a tongue fight! I love him! [via lezb3ianfriends]
For Christmas I am giving everyone air from my...
‘Zoology, eh? That’s a big word, isn’t it.’ ‘No, actually it isn’t,’ said...– Wee Free Men, Terry Pratchett (via jiggit)
a conversation between two unhappy shepherds
thatsnotpunny: 1: man, sheep really suck 2: i herd that!